12 Mistakes You Will Make With Your Girlfriend Over The Festive Season


10. Forget One of Her Presents Under The Tree Is Lingerie

”Oh shit, she’s unwrapping it!” When her Dad offers to take you out for some ‘male bonding,’ be sure to check his Land Rover for a shovel and a bag of lime. You’re fucked again, Sonny Jim!

Jack

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