12 Mistakes You Will Make With Your Girlfriend Over The Festive Season

3. Regress Into A Child-Like Indulgence When You Both Visit Your Parents:

Because nothing screams ‘Alpha Male’ like you turning into a whiny man-child who still lets his mummy wait on him hand-and-foot. If she hasn’t dumped you by Valentine’s Day, it’s only because she has no self-esteem.

Jack

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