12 Mistakes You Will Make With Your Girlfriend Over The Festive Season

5. Fail To Fend Off Her Tipsy Over-Affections In Front Of Her Father:

Resulting in her Dad’s vain hope that his ‘eternally little girl is still pure’ going up in smoke. Her fanny’s probably been plundered loads, but YOU’RE the culprit here, sunshine. Look at his Charles Bronson moustache. This guy was blatantly in The Falklands. You’re fucked, Sonny Jim!