12 Mistakes You Will Make With Your Girlfriend Over The Festive Season


7. Seek Sexual Encounter at Inappropriate Moments:

Which you do anyway, only with added yuletide gusto. Like a quickie following Christmas dinner. Farting during a blow-job is a Brussels Sprout Blooper.

Jack

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