12 Mistakes You Will Make With Your Girlfriend Over The Festive Season

8. Stare Too Intently At Keira Knightley During ‘Love… Actually’:

Just like the Office Arch-Enemy, your girlfriend hates Keira Knightley. Her breeding, wealth, and poise will always triumph over the fact you once saw your girl do an emergency after-hours ‘ally piss.’ Your leering is a textbook mistake at any time of year; made all the more worse by your girlfriend’s resentment at her ‘Xmas Belly’ vs. Miss Knightley all ‘skinny and in a wedding dress.’